The missing Commandment
Do you know the Ten Commandments? Don’t kill, don’t steal, don’t masturbate. Yes, those ten. Yet, I think today I will surprise you. Because I am pretty sure none of […]
Tag Archives: Religion
Auf Wiedersehen, Lady Pope
Gone with the Wind. The Lady Gaga of all the Popes announced today his decision to leave the Throne of Rome. I just hope the next one will be as […]
I have a crush on Sarah Silverman
I have a crush on Sarah Silverman. And I confessed it, this morning, to Bella. I guess she was less surprised than the day I announced to be in love […]
Santa Claus doesn’t exist
The white-bearded old pal does not exist, nor does Jesus, Mohammad, Vishnu, Shiva and not even Brahma. There are no reptilians controlling the economy of this world, there are no […]
Tales of Unicorns and Virgin Marys
North Korean scientists just announced it, and the news was already spreading all over the world. A group of archeologists have found final evidence proving the existence of unicorns. Yes, […]
Hic sunt leones
I was eleven when my family moved from Trst, the Habsburg city where I was born, to a small village in Italy. It was not the first time that I […]
Are women more stupid than men?
Are there any jobs that men do better than women? The Catholic Church seems to believe so, reserving management positions just to those carrying male genitalia. They are not the […]
The importance of wearing a hat
I should start wearing hats. Every important man does. Not just a baseball player hat, not a woolen winterish one, not even an elegant fedora hat like Humphrey Bogart in […]
The unexpected Pope Michael I of Kansas
They say that Jesus Christ was most likely Italian: he believed his own mother to be virgin, and she believed him to be God. The same seems to be true […]
Spice Up Your Life
John Lennon. I was discussing about religion, with a friend. He was making fun of some new belief — very popular with Hollywood celebrities — involving aliens, creationism, and similar […]
